Sarah Jessica Parker appeared on this week’s episode of Project Runway. The designers worked in pairs to design fashions for SJP’s new brand Bitten with a budget of only $15! Seems disastrous, right? Wrong! I was actually pretty impressed with MOST the final looks.

Though her partner saved her from allowing another garbage bag to walk down the runway, Elisa (pictured below on the right) is physically painful to watch. Some how her design ended up in the top two, but her true purpose on the show is to drive us all crazy with her “spit” tactics (she spits on her fabrics instead of using fabric pens).