Come on Irene, I swear you’re a queen. Queen of drama and aaaannoying…

While no one is really sure how severe Hurricane Irene will be, I know one thing…I’m not going to let her ruin my weekend. The safety precautions are definitely important and all, but you can get all that info from @NYCMayorsOffice on Twitter.

The above is a glimpse at what I’ll be doing when she hits…call it Hurricainment. In case you’re wondering about all the phones – I have several and am planning to keep back-ups shut off so I can stay connected to the rest of the world if the power goes out.

What else can I do besides board games, cocktails, movies and text my mom (don’t want her to worry)?

PS Irene is a bitch. I bet she purposely chose to come to NYC for all the media attention.