Borrow an NBA jersey from one of your guy friends (they won’t need it for awhile anyway). Throw it on over a bandeau top and fishnets. Add a chain belt with a lock hooked on.

Done.

Photo credits: Polyvore

In case you haven’t seen this yet – thanks to the brilliant minds at College Humor, we get a sense of what it might be like to spoon with Uncle Jesse. Not only that, but we also get to see him reunite with Bob Saget as the two demonstrate the art of cuddling.

PS I wonder what my dear friend and fav indie designer Sara Seumae of SPUN thinks of this considering John Stamos is her hubby’s celebrity doppleganger…Response video? #kidding #kinda

Come on Irene, I swear you’re a queen. Queen of drama and aaaannoying…

While no one is really sure how severe Hurricane Irene will be, I know one thing…I’m not going to let her ruin my weekend. The safety precautions are definitely important and all, but you can get all that info from @NYCMayorsOffice on Twitter.

The above is a glimpse at what I’ll be doing when she hits…call it Hurricainment. In case you’re wondering about all the phones – I have several and am planning to keep back-ups shut off so I can stay connected to the rest of the world if the power goes out.

What else can I do besides board games, cocktails, movies and text my mom (don’t want her to worry)?

PS Irene is a bitch. I bet she purposely chose to come to NYC for all the media attention.

I want…no, I need this cuff. This version is from Anthropologie, available for $198, but Lucky also has a more cost effective option for $62 if you’re digging it too.

Thanks to Alix Rose for catching my attention with her post about jewelry you always wanted, but never knew. She was totally right!